• Computer-Noun. 1)A device warped by Gates so that it intentionally drives the user to insanity, which often invites them to further buy MS products : )
• Just think they used to be designed to someday think for themselves... now they are designed to stop people from thinking
• There's a saying "To err is human, but to really **** up you need a computer"
  I think the latest version (1.01) is to really **** up you need Gates's help :)
• Think on the bright side... so far he hasn't been brash enough to openly sell any viruses that some people say come with the products...
• That is unless you consider some of the Windows products to be just that
• Think on the bright side, MS could have been even ruder and not fixed every third bug they came across...
• But if they hadn't decided to leave the other two...who would upgrade?

More jokes always welcome! :')

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